NOT

IF YOU ARE ENAMORED WITH THE THOUGHT OF WADING A CHALK STREAM, SIFTING THROUGH THE GRAVEL IN ORDER TO IDENTIFY TODAYS' HATCH, CAREFULLY

SELECTING A #24 BARRED DUNG BEETLE FROM THE LITTLE WOOLEN PATCH ON YOUR GRAPHITE REINFORCED GORTEX FLY VEST, AND THEN LAYING IT AS

GENTLY AS THE TOUCH OF A UNICORNS' TONGUE UPON THE WATER, THE YOU HAVE COME TO THE WRONG PLACE. WE'VE SCORED VERY WELL THE LAST COUPLE

OF DAYS ON THE BEAST, CUBERA SNAPPER. BIG LINE, BIG BAIT, BIG STRIKE, BIG FIGHT, BIG TEETH, BIG TIME. THESE GUYS WERE IN SHORT SUPPLY

LAST YEAR, BUT THIS IS THE TRADITIONAL TIME OF THE YEAR TO TAKE THEM, I WOULD GUESS THAT THEY ARE UP IN THE SHALLOWS WITH THOUGHTS OF

REPRODUCTION. I'VE WRITTEN MANY COLUMNS ON THESE BAD BOYS IN THE PAST, AND SO I SHAN'T RISK REDUNDANCY BUT, IF FRUSTRATION IS YOUR

HIGH, IF A FISH THAT CAN LITERALLY KNOCK YOU TO YOUR KNEES SOUNDS LIKE FUN, AND TO EXPERIENCE WHAT I THINK IS ONE OF THE FINEST EATING

IN THE WORLD YOU MIGHT JUST WANT TO LOCK HORNS WITH ONE OF THESE DEVILS. THIS AIN'T YOUR MAMAS' BULLHEAD SON!!


DAVID

P.S., MY DAUGHTER COMPLAINED THAT THE "ALL CAPS" WAS HARD TO READ, BUT I DON'T SEEM TO KNOW HOW TO CHANGE THE PRINT SIZE, SO I'VE

DOUBLE SPACED THIS IN ORDER TO TRY AND MAKE HER HAPPY. YOU NEVER STOP, DO YOU?